Spectacle Style Enthusiast T-Shirts

"How are those?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Victorian Lady

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Hugh fans!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'