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'Yes, I do think they make you look more intelligent.'

Victorian Lady

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Tenors

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Now watch our sales increase.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Well, that's show business."

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."