Spectacle Style Aficionado Prints

'Yes, I do think they make you look more intelligent.'

Victorian Lady

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Tenors

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Well, that's show business."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."