Spectacle Enthusiasts Prints

'...This pair make your face look massive as well'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Musical Mestizo.

The Kink and I

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Intramission

Bismark Ballet School

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Yes, the glasses work well, but now that I can clearly see what we're fed, I've lost my appetite..."

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'