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Dog Show

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

This show is good. I agree. Me too. I agreed first. Whatever. I agreed louder. Yes, but I agreed with strength and reason. Well, I agreed authoritatively and unequivocally. I didn't flip flop. Why don't you just admit I said you were right?!! Why don't you?! Men compete even when they agree. Your point is well taken. I couldn't have said your point better myself.

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"What would you like to watch again?"

TV and cleaner

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

How I met your mother

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

The Gilmore Girls

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Quick, Gardener's World is on!