Spectacle Admirer Prints

"Trust him to make a spectacle of himself."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Be with you in a sec, just putting my glasses on!

Man on stilts in public toilet.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Hugh fans!"

Theatre Crowd

Knickerless Cage.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Sheep striptease'.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Tony Robinson

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'An optician was having a closing down sale...I got the last pair!'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor