Spectacle Lover Prints

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Hugh fans!"

'I was so impressed, I hired him before realizing he had no transferable skills.'

'About these bi-focals.'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Champagne

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Honoré de Balzac

Southwark Fair.

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Reginald Bunthorne

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Woman crying with happiness.

Lend me your ears

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'