Showgoer Pillows

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Songbird.