Festivalgoer Pillows

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

"Crusades? I thought this was the way to the Renaissance Festival."

Bath Bonfire

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cariactures

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Chano Pozo,

Pearly King and Queen

"Free Bird!"

All dressed up and no place to go

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Liam Gallagher.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Running of the Brie

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'