Festival Goers Pillows

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Olympic Catering: 'A small coffee please.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Pick your own whiskers.

Succat Shalom

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

Happy Challah Days

Four Hooden Horses of the Apocalypse

Train back from Glyndebourne.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Cariactures

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Clown Face Painting

Dancing at the Clubs.

The Running of the Brie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'