Live Concert Goer Prints

"Here's a little ditty I wrote about birth, death and taxes..."

Cello Concert

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Orchestra.

At the rock concert...

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Free Bird!"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."