Concertgoer Gifts

David Roy Eldridge

EWE 2.

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

A Concert.

Rod Stewart

The Three Tenners.

'...and on Bass...'

Well, we didn't get complete access to Sir Elton but we did interview someone who's cousin went to one of his concerts.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'Looks like the band's width has increased over the years.'

"No wonder these Yo-Yo Ma tickets were still available. He's going to be playing the saxophone."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

Dmitriy Shestakovich

Live Earth Concert at Wembley Stadium

Violinist with a face mask on.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"This next song is about working for the woman."

The concert that never was. . .

"I thought you said you played at the proms?"

A U2 band member fell of the stage during their recent concert in Vancouver.

Annie Clark - St. Vincent

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

Violinist

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Flute duet.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Orchestra

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Projection

I hear the morning church service is less contemporary.

I started with baby steps as I worked to overcome my phobia. I made slow, steady progress. The process was long but rewarding. Now I can get out there and enjoy the benefits of all that effort! Giant Music Festival Cancelled. This is a disappointing time to have overcome eneclophobia, a fear of crowds.

Asking the Orchestra to Keep the Noise Down

'Ladies and gentlemen, after doing a song about rain, a song about a fountain and a song about the sea...I need to take a bathroom break.'