Concert Lover Gifts

A Symphony of Penguins

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'A hush fall over the concert hall...'

Freddie Mercury

Pianist playing a sharp and a flat key

'You're really going to be in a band?'

'I warned you that if you didn't leave you'd be hearing from my attorneys.'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"So this is how you spend your lunch hour, Hampton"

Liverpool's Philharmonics orchestra become the first to play below sea level by performing the Mersey Tunnel to mark its 60th anniversary.

'Looks like the band and the sound technician had a difference of opinion again during a sound check.'

"Sorry, I'm finished."

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

Steven Van Zandt

Anna Calvi

Happy Birthday to an amazing violinist

"He's not afraid to flaunt his working class roots."

Rod Stewart

Lady Gaga

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

Ant Farm Concert

'Our symphony is trying to attract a younger audience. After your solo, do you mind burning your piano?'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Sir John Barbirolli

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Merch.

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Elton John Glastonbury

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"He's a Mosh Pit Bull Terrier."

Pianist wearing face mask.