Christmas Concert Lover Gifts

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

George Michael

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

I love my Timpani

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Italica

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jeff Beck.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"