Christmas Classic Lover Gifts

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Christmas Tree

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Moby Dick

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

Quentin Tarantino

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Everything for a buck.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa's Out Tray.

Lowbrow Lolita

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

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"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Santa and New Technology

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Safe Christmas.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows