Christmas Classic Lover Pillows

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Christmas Tree

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

King Kongs first christmas

Moby Dick

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Lowbrow Lolita

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and New Technology

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Safe Christmas.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Medea' Studies