Comedic Christmas Lover Pillows

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Everything for a buck.

Santa and New Technology

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa's Out Tray.

Safe Christmas.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."