Comedic Christmas Lover Pillows

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Safe Christmas.

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"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and New Technology

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."