Cozy Christmas Lover Pillows

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Pyjama party

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Everything for a buck.

Safe Christmas.

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'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa's Out Tray.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Santa and New Technology

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

'I reduced with a healthy diet and exercise...it's all in my D.V.D.'