Christmas Lover Pillows

"You shouldn't have!"

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"He knows if you've been bad or good, but don't worry. Privacy rules prevent him from discussing individual cases or situations."

'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'

'It's a memory stick with the name and address of every child on the planet.'

'Bloody solar panels!'

Santa to elves: 'Sorry lads. I'm closing this workshop down and relocating in the far east.'

'Well, this is a little awkward...'

Santa's Hybrid Sleigh (with codemy disclaimer).

Santa Claus wanted poster.

Self-driving sled

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

'I can't even remember how I knew who'd been naughty or nice before I discovered hacking.'

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

Santa Claus in driverless sleigh

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.........

Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.

Santa's designated driver.

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Father Christmas.

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

Santa's Near Miss

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

ICD-10 Codes for Santa Claus

Jewish Reindeer.

"We don't have a lot of options for working just one day a year."

"Now that you've taken my order, can you give me a tracking number?"

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'I just love the holidays. It's such a happy time of year!'

'Wonder why they picked up Rudolph.'