Christmas Lovers Pillows

'Advent calendar? No just my pill organiser!'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'It's beginning to look at lot like Christmas.'

'As usual...you get the glory and I get the dirty job.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't offer you the job of 'Santa's little helper'.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

A touch of Christmas Spice...

'Right, that's the last time you lot watch Lord of the Rings!'

"Look, Mary, it's the wee three kings!"

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Santa '50s' Claus.

Santa gets caught short.

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?

'Santa was in for a big surprise the year Jack returned from the beanstalk.'

Festive Flirt.

Candy cane sneeze.

"Sure I can fix the holes...but I didn't think you'd be going near Iraq."

"The greengrocer had run right out of carrots!"

"I hate recalls."

"He was just promoted to Santa's fixer."

"Boss, I know the nice list and I know the naughty list, but what about this third list?"

"You're up... You walk him."

Santa Romance

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"I'm afraid we don't have anything on the books that offers the 364 days off a year that you're looking for."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

"Perform the nutcracker for you for five dollars?"

Pole dancers

Rudolph's nose changed to a spinning rainbow wheel, and he's been frozen ever since.

Santa Clops

'Look, Santa is downloading presents.'

Christmas Hook Up