Modern Christmas Lovers Pillows

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Everything for a buck.

Safe Christmas.

Santa's Out Tray.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and New Technology

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.