Modern Christmas Lovers T-Shirts

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

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'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Santa and New Technology

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Safe Christmas.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'I reduced with a healthy diet and exercise...it's all in my D.V.D.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."