Modern Christmas Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

"Aha! Caught you emailing Father Christmas."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

'He's got your nose.'

Zoom Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa called but you were out!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage