Christmas Enthusiast T-Shirts

Due to privacy concerns Santa no longer sees you when you're sleeping, or when you're awake.

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"Already?"

"None opposed? Good -- then the motion is carried to double the workload."

'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'

'I knew it!! I just KNEW IT!!! - I KNEW we should have filled out a confined space entry permit!!'

Santa's Bank Manager

It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.

Santa Claus doing eye test, The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters,

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'Your repeated questioning as to whether I've been a 'good boy' has no relevance Mr Claus. I still need to see your accounts!'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"Okay, which one of you guys is Rudolph?"

Dear Santa...

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

'The owners like big Christmas trees.'

Christmas Wreath on a Doggy Door

'This is going to be a long night.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"Looks like we're in for another extreme weather event."

"You smell like a chimney."

'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"Omigosh!...Here he comes! Look droopy! Look droopy!"

'Uh, guys....we have to go back, I forgot the Myrrh.'

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'It's that time of year again, so I'm going through the motions of being good for goodness sake. What are you doing?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

'Which Christmas tree lights do we want?'

Santa being squeezed into chimney by reindeers.

Christmas Unicorn