Quintessential Christmas Lovers Pillows

Shelf on an elf

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Santa called but you were out!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Gesundheit!"

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Everything for a buck.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Safe Christmas.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Santa's Out Tray.

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

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Santa and New Technology

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!