Quintessential Christmas Lovers Mugs

Shelf on an elf

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Santa called but you were out!

"Gesundheit!"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Safe Christmas.

Santa and New Technology

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Room for bigger presents."

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'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!