Christmas Fanatics Pillows

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Missing Elf - Call Santa

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa called but you were out!

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Santa's wash day.

"Gesundheit!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

Pole dancers

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen