Christmas Feast Fanatic Pillows

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

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Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Back to the Holidays

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Great Moment in North Pole History

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home