Christmas Feast Fanatic Gifts

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

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Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'