Classic Christmas Lover Pillows

'I am not giving money for carol ring tones!'

Do you know the time, Santa?

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Pole dancers

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Everything for a buck.

Santa and New Technology

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa's Out Tray.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Safe Christmas.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'