Classic Christmas Lover Pillows

'I am not giving money for carol ring tones!'

Do you know the time, Santa?

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

King Kongs first christmas

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Pole dancers

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa and New Technology

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Safe Christmas.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

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Cat in a Christmas tree.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows