Christmas Spirit Lover Pillows

Satellite Santa

Baby on Board

'I couldn't get liability insurance for my sled.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa Claus

Santa Claus

Merry and Bright!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"If you start singing "Santa Baby" I will sleep in the guest room!"

"After 60 years I was expecting some job security but he was just toying with me."

"And what would you like, Santa?"

"The Giving Stuff Away division is in the hole, like always."

Father Christmas Under Arrest.

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'Hey kids, to be sure to get some really cool gifts from Santa, don't offer him milk and cookies. Try it with beer and crisps!'

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

'Can you spare something to tide me over during the off-season?'

Christmas Tree

Elfie Stick

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Yo ho ho!

Santa CGI Effect

Tipping Pain Chart

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

Pole dancers

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.