Christmas Magic Lover Pillows

"My research concludes it's in our best interest to continue believing in Santa Claus."

Santa Jack in the Box

The Snowcow

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

Christmas Tree

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Beware of the Cat.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"No guarantees, right?"

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"