Holiday Magic Lover Pillows

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'Welcome' mat laid for Santa in the fireplace.

Elf

"Here we are."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Beware of the Cat.

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Not here, Fred.'

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

"Maybe this year..."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Abra-Viagra."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Stealth broom.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"