Holiday Magic Pillows

'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'

"He was just promoted to Santa's fixer."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Clown Skis.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Halloween Mobile

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I need to get away and unwind!'

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

North Pole.

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

It won't be Christmas without you!

December to January.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"We're letting you go, delivering by drone is cheaper."

Noel Fever

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."