Believer In Holiday Magic Pillows

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

Santa Claus lives in the heart of men, sort of like the social security fund

Santa Claus's Mail

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Santa called but you were out!

Street Carolers

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

O Christmas Tea

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Maybe this year..."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

C is for Cracker

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Christmas Pudding

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

A Starry Night.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"We're giving up for the holidays."

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.