Believer In Holiday Magic Pillows

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Santa Claus lives in the heart of men, sort of like the social security fund

Santa Claus's Mail

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Santa called but you were out!

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Street Carolers

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

O Christmas Tea

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Maybe this year..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Christmas Pudding

C is for Cracker

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"We're giving up for the holidays."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

Nutcracker

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

Elf of the Month