Believer In Christmas Magic Pillows

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Some day my Prince will come...

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

How to believe in yourself.

The rotator cuff fairy.

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Psychiatry. You just have to believe in yourself.

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

Santa's elevator

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Child's Letter to Santa Claus

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

I'm the illusion fairy. Every time you lose one, put it under your pillow and I'll pretend to give you a dollar.

'Welcome' mat laid for Santa in the fireplace.

"We've had millions of visitors to our website, but there's no way of telling how many of them actually believe in us!"

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Santa Believes In God.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

'Either Santa's real and Obama's make-believe or the other way around - I can't remember.'