Believer Of Magic Pillows

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Fairy Vet

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Some day my Prince will come...

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Tales of the unicorns"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."