Childhood Magic Believer Pillows

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I said slime."

The Origami Society...

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'