Childhood Magic Believer T-Shirts

'Got any old teeth for putting under pillows?'

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

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The Origami Society...

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...