Magic Believers T-Shirts

'Hello? Lester's Coffee Shop?'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"I can grant you fifteen minutes of fame...as long as you realise it will be followed by two years of online troll attacks."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

"Don't knock the magic dust, we got great sales results on the last rollout."

A free wish? I could do with a new cap!

'I wish I had my money back...'

"What can I do? The princess isn't on our list of specialities."

Balloons

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Your future looks charming.'

CAUTION! Fulfillments may cause reduced long-term happiness.

"Hurry! Make a wish!"

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Origami Society...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Fairy Vet

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Tales of the unicorns"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.