Magical Being Believer T-Shirts

"Tales of the unicorns"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Origami Society...

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"You're solemates!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Great, we're lost. I thought you said you knew the way to the ark! I bet even the stupid monkeys made it there!'

Some day my Prince will come...

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."