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Yellow Fairy

The tooth fairy.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Devi's brew?"

Sleeping Beauty

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Ta Da!...

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Fairy tale

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I love my luvvie."

Magician Playing Golf.

David Blaine, Age 60

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'What's your poison?'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.