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Spirits in the bottles

The DaVinci Code

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You know too much,'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Magic Tricks

Unicorn Working From Home

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Phoenix

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Elusive Shadow.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'