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Spirits in the bottles

The DaVinci Code

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Magic Tricks

Unicorn Working From Home

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Did you have a cat?"

"My God! There goes middle management."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Elusive Shadow.

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"