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The DaVinci Code

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'You know too much,'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Devi's brew?"

Magic Tricks

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Unicorn Working From Home

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.