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'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

Gypsy fortune teller consults a magic eight ball for a male customer.

"I see dead people."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Did you have a cat?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Nikolay Rerih

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Naming that Impala

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Amateur Palmist

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

China Launches Lunar Rover

Cornucopia

'Who's that painted lady?'

At the end of the rainbow

Baby Brunhilde

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.