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"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Starbucks Siren

Vodka

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Giant Headless Horseman

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Romulus and Remus plot to prevent their mother from appearing at the official opening of Rome.

Fortune Tellers Convention