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"You will be going on a long walk."

What? Oh, sorry, I was watching a funny cat video.

"Your destiny lies in a cottage industry"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Nikolay Rerih

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

The Raven - The Study at Night

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'