Mystical Enthusiasts Pillows

"You will be going on a long walk."

"Your destiny lies in a cottage industry"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Fortune Tellers Convention

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."