Mysticism Enthusiasts Gifts

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Nikolay Rerih

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

At the end of the rainbow

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Starbucks Siren

Giant Headless Horseman

Vodka

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Fortune Tellers Convention

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

And on this day, God created children.

Scuba Diving Devil