Mysticism Enthusiast Gifts

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"I see...I see you voting 'no' about something..."

'I see you visiting the statue of liberty during a snowstorm... Oh wait.'

"Swami Ananda, here, has also discovered the secret of life!"

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."

Fortune Teller.

Nikolay Rerih

Fortune Tellers Convention

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.

Have Your Cards Read Here

"I'm afraid I can't make contact today. I've forgotten my password."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Czarcasm

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"